"i cant sleep"
BITCH IF I FUCKING KNEW, I WOULD’VE FIXED IT ALREADY AND GONE THE FUCK TO BED LIKE????
if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song
when you have nothing against a particular celebrity but their prominence on tumblr makes you want to blacklist them until the end of time
OMG IMAGINE BEING SOMEONE’S FAVOURITE BLOG
OR BEING A BLOG EVERYONE KNOWS AND RECOMMENDS TO NEW PEOPLE IN THE FANDOM
OR BEING ONE OF THE PRETTY ONES THAT THE BOYS REPLY TO
OR JUST BEING REMOTELY AVERAGE
THAT WOULD BE NICE
OH SO NICE
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone
just let that sink in
I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
This is me
eats when im sad, sad when i eat
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omg thats super hard :o i honestly have no idea for this mind asking another letter? haha
*thinks about responsibilities*