brow:

"i cant sleep"

"why"

BITCH IF I FUCKING KNEW, I WOULD’VE FIXED IT ALREADY AND GONE THE FUCK TO BED LIKE????

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

agentscully:

when you have nothing against a particular celebrity but their prominence on tumblr makes you want to blacklist them until the end of time

lahmeplsluke:

OMG IMAGINE BEING SOMEONE’S FAVOURITE BLOG

OR BEING A BLOG EVERYONE KNOWS AND RECOMMENDS TO NEW PEOPLE IN THE FANDOM

OR BEING ONE OF THE PRETTY ONES THAT THE BOYS REPLY TO

OR JUST BEING REMOTELY AVERAGE

THAT WOULD BE NICE

OH SO NICE

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

Invade my privacy

  1. ☝ - How tall are you?
  2. ✔ - Sexual Orientation
  3. ♨ - Do you Smoke?
  4. ☟ - Do you Drink?
  5. ♒ - Do you Take Drugs?
  6. ✖ - Age you get mistaken for
  7. ☆ - Have Tattoos?
  8. ★ - Want any tattoos?
  9. ☯ - Got any Piercings?
  10. ✌ - Want any piercings?
  11. ♧ - Best friend?
  12. ♥ - Do you like anyone?
  13. ♔ - Top 5 favorite bands?
  14. ♬ - Top 5 favorite songs?
  15. ☹ - Biggest pet peeve?
  16. ✍ - Story from your childhood.
  17. ☄ - I wish…
  18. ® - Favorite foods?
  19. ☀ - Story about your day.
  20. ♕ - Top 5 celebrity crushes?
  21. ♔ - Top 5 favorite movies?
  22. ☮ - Top 5 favorite TV shows?
  23. ✏ - Random fact about yourself.

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

flowarei:

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

This is me

suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

gnumblr:

Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

😎👬🌚✊💦

😂🙈😏☺️😘

P ..xx

omg thats super hard :o i honestly have no idea for this mind asking another letter? haha

lyonsheart:

A: an uplifting song
B: a song to listen to before you go to sleep
C: a song from a soundtrack
D: a song that reminds me of a fictional character
E: a song by a band I’ve seen live
F: a song that I’ve used as a ringtone at some point
G: a song to party your butts off to
H: a song that reminds me of my childhood
I: a song that gives me butterflies
J: a song by the beatles
K: a song I know all the lyrics to
L: an instrumental song
M: a song that hasn’t got a video but I wish it had
N: a song by a band I want to see live
O: a melancholic song
P: a song that I’d recommend you based on your blog
Q: a song to drive to
R: a song that I’ve listened to lots of times recently
S: a song by a band of your choice
T: a lovesong
U: a song that reminds me of a fictional pairing
V: a non-english song
W: a song with an amazing music video
X: a cover
Y: a song I’d send to my crush (imaginary, if you don’t have one)
Z: a randomly chosen song

lyonsheart:

  • A: an uplifting song
  • B: a song to listen to before you go to sleep
  • C: a song from a soundtrack
  • D: a song that reminds me of a fictional character
  • E: a song by a band I’ve seen live
  • F: a song that I’ve used as a ringtone at some point
  • G: a song to party your butts off to
  • H: a song that reminds me of my childhood
  • I: a song that gives me butterflies
  • J: a song by the beatles
  • K: a song I know all the lyrics to
  • L: an instrumental song
  • M: a song that hasn’t got a video but I wish it had
  • N: a song by a band I want to see live
  • O: a melancholic song
  • P: a song that I’d recommend you based on your blog
  • Q: a song to drive to
  • R: a song that I’ve listened to lots of times recently
  • S: a song by a band of your choice
  • T: a lovesong
  • U: a song that reminds me of a fictional pairing
  • V: a non-english song
  • W: a song with an amazing music video
  • X: a cover
  • Y: a song I’d send to my crush (imaginary, if you don’t have one)
  • Z: a randomly chosen song

*thinks about responsibilities* 
*shrugs* 
*masturbates*

TT